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Rose, what's all this?
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I want the president to feel welcome,
so I made a poster for him.
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You're going to say, "Welcome, President Bush.
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It is a pleasure to welcome you to our home.
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We are excited to visit Miami.
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We hope you have fun
and we wish you a safe journey back
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and lots of luck running the country."
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Stay tuned, Rose.
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Do you really want to go to all this work?
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He'll only be here for a few minutes.
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Are you kidding?
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It's the most exciting thing
that has already happened to me.
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More than winning the people contest
similar to your pet?
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Yes. Especially because I don't have to swim
with a duck in its mouth.
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When the president arrives,
I'll tell you good things.
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What should I criticize first?
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Lack of funding in education?
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The suffering of those who do not have
food or home?
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Air and water pollution?
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The problems are endless.
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Dorothy, you can't talk like that
with the president.
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You'll see if I can't.
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Of course there are problems,
but we can't pray
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so that they disappear on their own?
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You didn't disappear.
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Dorothy, if you make a scene,
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This is going to blow up in our faces.
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-Why do you say that?
-Because that's what always happens.
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-I refresh your memory.
-We already have the bronzer, lip balm
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and half a dozen cheap romance books.
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So we already have everything we need
for the cruise.
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Maybe we don't have everything we need.
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What are we missing?
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Let's go on a romantic weekend
The Bahamas
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with Jeff, Rich and Randy.
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Nowadays, maybe it's a good idea
take some kind of protection.
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What type of protection?
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Two armed guards.
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No, Blanche refers to...
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A chocolate?
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Next.
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An enema bag?
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It's right.
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Dental plaque fixer?
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Condoms, Rose!
Condoms, condoms!
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Calm down, lady!
Did you just get out of prison?
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Girls.
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What do you think?
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It's not a bad idea, but...
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-I'm a little embarrassed.
-Me too.
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Embarrassed?
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There's no reason for that.
They are discreet professionals.
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It's a private matter.
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What we buy is our concern.
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I want a package of this, please.
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And I'll take these.
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And I'll take this.
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It didn't cost that much, did it?
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Joe, I need you to check the price
of condoms.
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These three ladies want some boxes
of King George condoms.
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Soft or ultra-sensitive?
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Two take the soft ones
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and the blonde takes the ultra-sensitive ones.
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In black.
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-Plumber.
-Can you show your identification?
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Get in there!
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You are the proud owners
of the new Dolan Lowboy toilet?
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Yes, we are sending postcards announcing it.
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It's better to get it operational
as quickly as possible.
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After all, she is a spectacle.
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Where do I install it?
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In fact, Lou,
We will install it ourselves.
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-Follow me.
-Wait. You're not serious.
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Why?
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It has to be a man, for God's sake.
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To tell you the truth, Lou,
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women are capable of more
than just cleaning these things up.
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Oh yes?
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Since they are going to play plumbers,
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play with the changes too.
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-Okay, we'll do that!
-Good.
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-Was it the plumber?
-No, mom.
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It was a girl
selling scout toilets.
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-Did you let the plumber go?
-We don't need him!
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Oh tanas! I'm going after him.
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Come on, Dorothy, let's take this beauty.
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Okay.
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Wait, wait.
No, honey, she's not moving.
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Rose, I don't think we can take you.
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If the Egyptians built the pyramids,
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we managed to take the toilet.
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Okay, get 20 thousand Hebrews
and we took her away in no time.
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Come on!
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Give me a minute, something will occur to me.
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I want you to meet
my housemates.
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Unfortunately, now they are not at home.
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Dorothy, I have to talk to you.
I owe you an apology.
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Why, mother?
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From what I said before,
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about not understanding plumbing.
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Dorothy, you are a genius!
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Mom, what are you talking about?
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I arrived at the room and there was a toilet
in front of the television.
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It's an old lady's dream.
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They can't even imagine how safe it is out there.
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But it's necessary.
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When the president comes to visit,
the crazy ones appear.
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Hi, it's me, Stan.
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Stanley, what are you doing here?
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I'm glad you ask.
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In this box is my best news
until today,
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besides being perfect
for the president's visit.
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Ladies...
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...the Point of Light on a Stick
George Bush.
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Dorothy, every now and then I remember
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that you had children with this man.
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-Stanley, go away.
-Wait, please.
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I lost money
with Daniel Ortega's badges
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that say "four more years".
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Outside!
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I never notice when you
they are joking.
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-Outside!
-That was good.
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Stan, I want you out of here
before the president arrives.
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Dorothy, I'm a big fan of his.
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Maybe he wants to meet me.
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I almost voted for him.
And I would have voted, if I could have registered.
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Did you know that these records
do they go directly to the tax authorities?
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I can go too.
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Goodbye.
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What did I see in that man?
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Don't censor yourself.
You were young, you were carefree.
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You were one of those girls who got married
with the first one who impregnates her.
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This is really cool.
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-I see you've already met...
-Stanley Zbornak.
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Novelty seller, her ex-husband,
father of your children
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and, if I may say so,
a first class idiot.
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They really know everything.
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We had to do security analyzes
to everyone.
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Everyone passed except you,
Mrs. Petrillo.
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I can't believe it!
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I spent a terrible night with Mussolini,
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and it was really bad...
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...and I am marked forever.
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It wasn't that.
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Our records list her
like Sophia Petrillo and Sophia Weinstock.
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Are you trying to hide something?
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Is there a Mr. Weinstock?
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There, there, I'm tired of running away.
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Where do I start?
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Max Weinstock and my late husband,
the Savior,
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they had a restaurant in Brooklyn.
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They had known each other since...
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Mom, what's going on?
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Esther Weinstock has died.
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We grew up together.
She was my best friend.
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-Honey...
-I'm immensely sorry.
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What happened?
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I was fighting a fire
on an oil platform.
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She was 88 years old!
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It's great that you were able to work
even until the end.
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Sophia?
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Dorothy, do you hear a dog howling?
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Behave well. Hello, Mr. Weinstock.
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My goodness, for the life I still have!
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Unfortunately.
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-You're little Dorothy Petrillo.
-Yes.
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You haven't changed anything! The same beautiful smile.
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Beautiful eyes, beautiful line,
long blond hair.
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You have cataracts, right, Mr. Weinstock?
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-Since 1967.
-Come on.
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Sophia, Esther would have liked it
of you coming here.
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I loved that woman, she was amazing.
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That's why she deserved a better husband,
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instead of a miserable
and treacherous scoundrel.
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Sophia, if you knew now
what I knew at the time...
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What does it matter?
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If you have something to say,
Spit it out, Weinstock.
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Don't pressure me. Look what I say.
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That's it, that's it.
It's a shame you're not on the stairs.
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Mom, you're making a scene.
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It was a long time ago. Forget it.
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I can't forget.
This man stole our money.
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Because of him,
our family went hungry.
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Mom, we never go hungry.
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There were nights when I wanted dessert.
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Listen, what if we left this mess
and we went out to eat?
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I'll ask the mother if she wants to come.
It would do him good to leave the house.
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She's so depressed
since he came from the funeral.
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He lost one of his oldest friends.
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Despite having made peace with Max,
You know you might never see him again.
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Go get her, we'll try to cheer her up.
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We don't want the poor thing
go down with it.
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No!
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Mom! My God!
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-Dorothy, what happened?
-What is it, darling?
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Holy God!
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Mom, what's going on here?
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Satisfaction.
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Let's see if I understand correctly.
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-You and that Max Weinstock were...
-Enjoying.
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Thanks.
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If you're going to write it down, say it was three times
per night. He would like that.
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And send me a copy.
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So, it was a casual romance?
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Please, I'm not the type
to love and walk.
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At my age,
I don't have the strength for both.
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We got married.
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It was a beautiful ceremony,
despite Dorothy.
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Mom, I have to talk to you.
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Who is responsible here?
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What's the problem?
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I'm from catering, it's 2pm.
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The guests are waiting.
Why doesn't the show go ahead?
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-Mom, I know you're there.
-The wedding was cancelled.
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-She doesn't approve.
-She doesn't approve?
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Listen, stretchy.
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I have 100 pieces of cheese,
a sensitive assistant
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and they're all about to go down.
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Whatever the problem, ignore it.
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That's what my mother did
with my marriage.
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And if you send a mouth,
gets spanked.
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This is a private moment,
so blink your eyes, Rambo.
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Mom, I have a confession to make.
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I came here to beg you
for the last time not to get married.
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I didn't want you with Max
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because it felt like you were cheating on your father.
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I know it doesn't make sense,
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but I still think about you two
as if they were married.
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I didn't want Max
take his father's place.
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But now that I see you two
so in love,
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I realize I was being selfish.
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Mom, I want you to be happy.
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And I know Dad would want the same.
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I love you, kitten.
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This is more moving
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than Susan Hayward's speech
in I Want to Live!
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Are you ready to fly out of here,
aren't you?
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Sorry for living, Anita Bryant.
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We can but get married at once
so I can also have hugs?
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-To the places!
-Sophia.
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Darling, I wish you all the happiness
of the world.
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Thank you, Blanche.
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Sophia, I want to give you a traditional
Scandinavian wedding blessing.
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I'm very moved.
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I'm also all wet.
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Okay, a group hug
and let's get going!
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Sophia, darling!
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Or I mixed up Elvis' list
with the wedding list,
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or everyone in Max's family
appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show.
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What does it matter? Let's get this over with!
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We are gathered here today
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to bring this man and this woman together
in marriage.
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-I love weddings!
-Me too!
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Do you think you will get married again?
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I don't know. I don't believe it.
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Neither do I. And you, Blanche?
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Without a doubt!
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If the right man comes along.
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Of course you would have to have the body
by Mel Gibson,
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Johnny Carson's personality
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and Donald Trump's financial resources.
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I suspect that the three of us
we will be together for a long time.
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And you, Max, accept Sophia
as your lawful wife?
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Yes.
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If no Elvis in this room
has objections to this union,
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I pronounce you husband and wife.
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You can kiss the bride.
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I love you
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From the bottom of my heart
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Hawaii's Smiling Blue Skies
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In this that �
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Our wedding day
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Thank you, Mrs. Petrillo.
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By the way, what happened
to Mr. Weinstock?
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We saw that we were not compatible.
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Good thing it was before we had kids.
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Very good. Now that the Weinstock mystery
is clear,
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I just have one more question to ask.
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What organizations do they belong to?
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We have to ensure that none of them will be
a threat to the president.
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Well I'm a member of the Sierra Club
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and Blanche belongs
� Daughters of the Confederacy.
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And I'm a member of the Otto Club of St. Olaf.
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In fact, I am an honorary member.
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My name is not Otto.
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I think this group
It is not considered subversive.
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Subversive?
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Like, he advocates the overthrow of the government
by force or violence?
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-For violence.
-Rose!
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By chance, there is another organization
That's where Rose and I belong.
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I might as well tell you,
he will eventually find out.
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And this concludes the first meeting
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from the fan club
from Hunk-a Hunk-a Burnin' Love.
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But before finishing,
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our secretary
has a special surprise.
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A genuine Elvis artifact!
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How beautiful.
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It's a pork chop
partially eaten.
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Let me see.
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-He had beautiful teeth, didn't he?
- It's beautiful.
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This must be false.
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Elvis would never leave so much meat
in a chop.
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Dorothy, you're outside the club.
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The meeting is over.
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Thank you, ladies. See you next week.
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Thank you for coming.
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I hope you don't get upset
With that, Dorothy.
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I just got kicked out of a fan club
Unofficial Elvis.
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I'll try to get myself together
and continue with my life.
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There must be a support group
for people like me.
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We're sorry, Dorothy,
but the regulation clearly says
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that any derogatory comment
about the King
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entitles you to immediate expulsion.
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Maybe you should join an organization
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May you be less fanatical in your devotion.
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Like which one, Blanche? The PLO?
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Are you as nervous as I am?
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I don't believe I'm going to meet
the president of the United States.
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If I say something stupid, I'll die.
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We can make a donation
instead of flowers?
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Dorothy, you no longer plan
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say those things to the president,
why not?
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Of course I will.
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When he walks through that door,
I'll be ready.
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Read my lips, I'll say good things to you.
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I'll tell you about...
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It's not fair, because I can hear you.
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Dorothy, do I have a too big cleavage?
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-Yes.
-Then I'm ready for him too.
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Ladies, the entourage is late.
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The president won't even enter the house.
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Just stay at the door to take photos.
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Mrs Devereaux,
It's better to cover up a little.
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Here he comes!
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Mr. President,
I present to you Rose Nylund.
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Hello, Mr. President.
Can I ask you something?
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Of course.
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The Oval Office is so hard to vacuum
How much do I imagine?
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I don't know.
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There is no Hoover in the White House
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60 years ago.
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That was a good one, Mr. President.
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And this is Sophia Petrillo.
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Thank you for allowing me
visit your home.
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In my land, when we visit someone,
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we take something.
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A cake would have been nice.
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-Sophia!
-What it was?
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He is the president of the United States!
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So he should already know.
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And this is...
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Blanche Devereaux.
It's a pleasure, Mr. President.
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Heavens! There are lots of agents
of the Secret Service, isn't there?
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Hello, Blanche.
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Hello, guys.
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Thank you, Mrs. Devereaux.
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And, Mr. President, this is Dorothy Zbornak.
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Dorothy, please!
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-Hello, Mrs. Zbornak.
-I...
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Mrs. Zbornak is a teacher, Mr. President.
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Do you have suggestions for how we can resolve this?
What are the problems with this education?
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Bush...
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It's good to know we have your support.
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Will you let go of my hand now?
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00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:05,066
-I think he wants it right now.
-Yes.
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I hope you liked this
as much as me.
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Goodbye, ladies.
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-Goodbye, Mr. President.
-Goodbye.
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I think he got the message.